Redneck Birthday

Zacks birthday was on the 17th

For those of you who dont know he is a self proclaimed Redneck

I put him together a Redneck Party Kit

Some of this will need some explaining

Some of it is just hilarious!

Every present Zack has ever given me has been wrapped in duct tape

Excessively

So of course this had to be!

The 6 pack of beer had "You might be a redneck" jokes written all over it

Spicy crackers

Red Solo Cups w a sharpie

Splatter targets for the zombie apocalypse

A cooler with an America Flag tapped to it

Zack used to have American Flags on the back of his lifted Ford.. that had a redneck sticker on it

Redneck Rations- A can of chili with a spoon tapped to it

Lighters

My dad made a redneck bottle opener for me

I found a cool thing on pinterest.. its an open ended wrench with part of the end cut off

Redneck Sushi-Kipper Snacks

Huntin Fud-Slim Jims

Tittie Treats-Mardi Gras beads

Glow Flag

Fine China-Paper plates

Redneck Rubbers-sand which baggies and rubber bands

Redneck Toilet Paper-Shirt sleeves.. sadly I know way to many people who have done this

The shirt the sleeves came from

it cant be all pressed

gotta be wrinkly!

haha and the back!
Redneck speed dating hahaha

We took his favorite beer and redecorated it

Added a "you might be a redneck" saying to each bottle

Duct tape beer cozy

Zack also was up at the wildland fire training

I gave him his presents there

It was just too fitting that he was in wildland clothes when he opened it and sleeping in a tent

Yes he loved it

He said that it was one of the coolest gifts ever!